Georgie Porgie

Ok, so we have all heard this nursery rhyme:

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away

Well, one of the less liked teachers at our school has been doing this with his students for a couple of weeks. It turns out that Georgie translates in Korean as penis and Porgie is basically female pubic hair! So our not so good rhyme gets quite a lot worse:

Cock, Bush, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Cock Bush ran away!

No wonder the kids think this guy is so strange! I don't know why the Korean teachers let him teach this rhyme for WEEKS before pointing this out?

There may have been some issues with this post previously. Sorry to freak you out with random gross poetry. It really is the funniest thing that happened since I have been here.